I know, weird statement...but here's the story:
A guy came into work today to fill out an application. While the bossman was looking over the application, the applicant and I were standing there waiting in my office in a very awkward silence. I suppose he felt that he had to fill that silence with something. So he said, "Are you gonna have a baby?" To which I replied, "Yes, I am." He then said, "Did you mean to?" And I replied, "Ummm, yes, I meant to. I did it on purpose." He followed with, "That's cool, that's cool. Well, then, I'm happy for you." And I politely said, "Thank you."
I really wanted to say, "Well, I just don't know what I would've done if you weren't happy for me. Even though I've never met you and I now DISLIKE you to a GREAT degree since you are the first person to ask me if I am pregnant, I don't think I would've made it as a parent if you didn't give me your approval. Thanks, jackass."
Funny stuff. So, now someone noticed that I am pregnant and TOLD ME that he noticed...which makes me truly pregnant. Does that mean I really look pregnant or that he's just stupid? I think it's both.
Friday, February 22, 2008
Okay, now I'm pregnant.
Posted by Danielle at 11:11 AM
Labels: buddha belly, insanity
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I say be glad that he noticed you were pregnant. It means you look like you're pregnant - which is healthy since you are - rather than just someone who.... as Ben likes to quote from "Bad Boys".... "I hate when a bitch lets herself go." It's so much better than getting asked if you're pregnant when you're not.
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